I don’t know what the weather has been like where you are, but I can’t recall the last time there was a sun sighting. The new year has begun with lots of cloudy, gray, foggy, misty days or weeks. I can’t be sure any more. There’s been a report the sun will make an appearance this weekend. I’ll let you know. With all this dreariness, it seemed the right time to have some laughs. Here are some short quotes that I hope bring some smiles.
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just plain suspicious.
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens weren’t around yet.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it’s limits.
They say the older you get, the better you get...unless you are a banana.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas.
Here’s a list of things that look good in a leopard pattern: 1. Leopards. *End of list*
The trouble with housekeeping is that you make the beds, do the dishes and 6 months later you have to do it all over again. Joan Rivers
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. Rodney Dangerfield
When things don’t go right, go left.